Oh, yeah, there’re real, all right. But they don’t (usually) come climbing out of graves and walk around in a mindless stupor looking for brains to eat. They’re not immortal, but they have a much longer “walking around” span that mere mortals. (I have to say “walking around span” because I cannot really use the term “lifespan”–they’re dead, you know.)
The real zombies are finally revealed in the new book, THE NAKED ZOMBIE, which will soon be ready for your Kindle, iPad, iPhone, Android, or other reading devices. Watch for it!